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Gucci Mane Album TrackList (WOW)

Gucci went all out for his full major label release, with guest stars like Keyshia Cole, Lil Wayne, Usher, Mike Epps, Cam'ron, Birdman, Jadakiss, Plies, Soulja Boy, Bobby V, Trina, Nicki Minaj, Bun B, Devin the Dude and E-40 and of course OJ da Juiceman and Waka Flocka Flame

Here is the official tracklist from Asylum Records:

"Classical" (Intro)
"Interlude: Toilet Bowl Shawty/ Mike Epps"
"Heavy"
"Stupid Wild," featuring Lil Wayne, Cam'ron
"All About the Money,"
"Lemonade"
"Bingo," featuring Soulja Boy Tell'em, Waka Flocka Flame
"Spotlight," featuring Usher
"I Think I'm in Love," featuring Jason Caesar
"Bad Bad Bad," featuring Keyshia Cole
"Interlude: Toilet Bowl Shawty/ Mike Epps"
"Sex in Crazy Places," featuring Bobby V, Nicki Minaj, Trina
"The Movie"
"Volume," featuring Wooh Da Kid
"Gingerbread Man," featuring OJ Da Juiceman
"Wasted," featuring Plies
"Kush Is My Cologne," featuring Bun B, Devin the Dude, E-40
"Worst Enemy"
"Interlude: Toilet Bowl Shawty/ Mike Epps"
"Wasted" (Remix), featuring Lil Wayne, Jadakiss, Birdman

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Lil Wayne and a Gun Charge? HUH

Columbus, Ohio - Willie Flowers (GBE) When will the people with all the fame and all the celebrity learn that they are not above the law? I mean T.I. went down for a gun charge and Plaxico Burress went down for a gun charge. What is the need for any person who can pay to have Armed Security around them 24/7 need with a gun? Could it be the fact that they need to prove they are still "Hood"? I mean should we make a big deal of this Lil Wayne will still be on TV, Lil Wayne will still have CM/YM records behind him, he will still be a Millionaire, and he doest have to worry about applying for a job and hoping his background check comes back clean?

On Thursday, the 27-year old rapper pleaded guilty to attempted criminal possession of a weapon, a district attorney’s office said. Lil Wayne admitted to keeping a .40 caliber semi-automatic loaded gun on-board his tour bus in 2007. Lil Wayne, born Dwayne Carter Jr., is due for sentencing in February. His trial had been scheduled to begin in January. He was arrested in July 2007.

Marge Simpson Maxim Mag and PlayBoy

CHICAGO -- Marge is about to do something Homer might not approve of.
Playboy magazine is turning over its cover to the matriarch of Springfield's first family: Marge Simpson.
It's a first for the magazine, which has had everyone from Marilyn Monroe to Cindy Crawford to the Girls of Hooters and even the likes of Jerry Seinfeld on the cover. But it's never had a cartoon character before.
Marge and her pile of bright blue hair are set to grace the cover of the November issue of Playboy. It will hit the newsstands October 16.
Marge isn't going to bare all, though, as the magazine says there will only be "implied nudity" in the 3-page pictorial.
New CEO Scott Flanders says the idea is to attract readers in their 20s to a magazine where the average reader's age is 35.

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Yellow Fever: Though we've never figured out how Homer bagged this blue-haired babe, we applaud his taste. After 18 seasons of family struggles and hilarious Homer mishaps, Springfield's sexiest MILF finally gets the big-screen treatment in The Simpsons Movie. Here's hoping her newfound Hollywood spotlight doesn't age her—she's retained her same youthful glow for almost 20 years!

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Breaking News: Shyne Po Out

After spending over eight years behind bars, Shyne was finally released from prison earlier today (October 6), confirms CBS News.
The 30-year-old rapper has spent nearly a decade of his life in both the Clinton and Woodburne Correctional facilites in upstate New York.
Po was serving time on assault, reckless endangerment and gun possession charges for an incident that occurred in December ‘99. While partying at Club New York in Manhattan with then label boss Diddy and Jennifer Lopez—Puffy’s girlfriend at the time—Shyne got involved in a shootout, leaving three people injured.
He was sentenced on June 1, 2001 to ten years. Diddy, who was also charged in the crime, was acquitted.

Drake Diss This Time J.Holiday NEW JEEZY

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Drake Vs Kia Shine

The internet is going crazy thinking Drake doesn't write his own rhymes. Now while I never been in the studio w/ Drake I do know the kid is nice w/ the pen. People are saying that Kia Shine wrote Best I Ever Had. But if you're a fan of Drake then you know on Fear he raps "I could use a writer just to balance out my flows, but I'll never share my thoughts... Every word I utter will be mines... Don't believe the lies"

The truth is Kia Shine does own a part of Best I Ever Had because he produced the original track which inspired Best I Ever Had. Lil Wayne's Do It For The Boy. Remember when people bought album covers and you'd see a million names in the credits? Same thing.

Kandi Burruss of Real Housewives of Atlanta Ex-Fiance Killed In Fight (Photos)

The fiance of Kandi Burruss, a cast member on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta," was killed Friday evening at a northwest Atlanta strip club, according to WSB Atlanta.

A.J. Jewell ex-fiance of Kandi Burruss suffered a severe head injury from a fight at Body Tap in Atlanta, Georgia. A.J. Jewell was rushed from the club which is located at 1271 Marietta Blvd to Piedmont Hospital, according to sources.

Burruss' publicist Lisa Nelson confirmed to WSB that the actress has been informed of the incident and said the family asked for privacy.
Police said it's unclear what prompted the fight. No arrests have been made.

Drake Vs Kia Shine

Will Kia Shine show the world that Drake isnt what he claims to be? We all know that the Edgy lyrics used in most of Drakes songs are not about what he does. Please people he was apart of a Nickeloden show I doubt any of the lyrics use on the show was wrote by him. The man is literally an Actor is it so hard to believe that somebody wrote for this Man. He is a manufactured Artist. I mean he can sing well he also has a very distinct delievery. But, he just like other Disney and Nickeloden superstars have been groomed and had exstensive training plus the money to throw around. People Drake isnt a new Artist he has been doing this shit for years before he got this Mix-Tape fame. But I must admit the Mix-Tape is Fire. But PEOPLE if Kia Shine won a AWARD from a BMI which Drake is apart of Guess What? Just face the facts Kia Shine Wrote or Co-Wrote The Song "The Best I Ever Had"


“Well I used to stay in Toronto now I’m in NY. Drake and Nickelus F. used to be seen everywhere in TO together about 6 years ago. He used to have a white Range Rover. He used to fly Nick out and bring him to Raptor games and s**t. If you search hard enough you can find all of these pics.
Nickelus F. is the one who got Malice on that song with Drake. Drake used to throw a lot of money around to get into the industry which is why him and Trey Songz is cool. When Drake was getting more known in TO he wanted more radio friendly less edgy lyrics so he switched up writers because canadian audience is really conservative. I know cats from Illusive Media who worked with Nickelus F. and they showed me that Drake paid for many of his videos and things of that nature for the songs he was writing. Also, Nickelus F. hooked him up with many connects in the game especially when he was in talks with Def Jam.
From what I heard from VERY reliable sources in the Drake camp and from NY is that this IQ cat was negotiating selling songs to Drake. Drake would buy hooks or entire songs (concepts and verses). IQ is Rakim’s protege, his pen game is mean. IQ helped him on a couple of records but Drake got pissed when he wouldn’t give him his personal records that he was gonna use for his own career.
Numerous guys in Toronto have contributed to Drake’s music. Richie Sosa being one of them, not a big collaborator but he did help Drake.
This information wasn’t too confidential because the studio sessions had many people present so everybody saw Drake and 40 asking for the rhymes. Another thing you can ask people is if they’ve EVER seen Drake actually write/think/freestyle/type/ or just overall create a song on the spot. NEVER.
There are possibly others that I don’t know of so I can’t give out any more info. I will leave you with this, Drake is not new, he’s actually paid top dollar for meeting with he biggest industry execs and he was shut down.” - KIA SHINE

Kanye West Offered 10 Million to Wrestle

September 21, 2009. Kanye’s outburst last week at the VMAs has caused a huge uproar, but it may have also brought about some unexpected opportunity.According to reports sent by pro wrestling insiders to MediaTakeOut.com, Vince McMahon and the WWE have offered Kanye close to $10 million to show up at 3 events – two television appearances and one pay-per-view event.Word is that if he accepts the offer, Kanye would have to do some “light wrestling.” And get this, MediaTakeOut.com is hearing that Kanye is seriously considering it.That Vince McMahon is a genius. I know we're not the only one who would pay big bucks to see Ye get drop kicked.

Drake Responds To Kia Shines Claims...Kia Backs It Up With Proof

Kia Shine Holding Up the BMI Award for Co-Writing The Best I Ever Had

Young Money's Drake has come out swinging against Memphis MC Kia Shine who has made claims that he owns 25% of the Toronto MC's hit single “Best I Ever Had.” In a post on Drake website, he wrote:



“There have been questions posed to me the last few days about the writing of Best I Ever Had and I figured I'd take the time to clear the air directly. I have never met Kia Shine or worked with him. I wrote the entire composition in Toronto and I borrowed one line from a Lil Wayne song that he produced the BEAT for. The claims of 25% ownership are false and for a artist to brag about splits on a song is distasteful to begin with.”



Kinfolk also responded to the confusion as he hit up the bank to deposit a fat publishing check. Speaking with Global Grind, he stated,



“Basically I did a record for Lil Wayne called "Do It For The Boy," which was on The Leak mixtape back in October. My dude DJ Absolute & Enuff was spinning the joint in NY. I gave Wayne the joint back in March of ‘08 and I had yet to hear the completed version until Absolute hit me. Actually, he was in the office with my man Daralle Jones at Atlantic. He wanted buy the song from me to use for Jahiem. I tried to contact Young Money to get paid for the original track before I made a move, but couldn't get anyone to hit me back.
Producer note, as a producer, it‘s tough with mixtapes these days. Artist will rap on a 2 track version of a beat & hook you put on a beat CD to shop and the next thing you know your beat is on the radio. It's really impossible for Wayne to do a mixtape track, because if the song is a hit, it's going to touch radio. That's why whenever I produce or perform on a record I immediately send it to my guy, Maani, on the publishing side to handle all the paperwork, etc.
I get a call from Absolute and he's like, "Yo, you sold the song to Drake." I'm like who's Drake??? Absolute sent me the joint in January and I'm like...wooooow! Drake sampled the melody, some of the words, cadence, etc. So because I had already registered the original record, my business was in order. I sent in the Drake record and let my legal team handle it from there. We were able to settle at 25% of the "Best I Ever Had" publishing. It's a blessing, but the moral of the story is to "follow up to get your dollars up" and always be prepared and on top of your business. People should really read my discography and they would understand that this in no surprise. They will respect my mind and my grind soon





by moguldom September 18, 2009, 9:37am

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Kia Shine Co-Wrote Drakes "The Best I Ever Had"

I thought Drake was a musical talent of the new age but damn Kia Shine co-wrote The Song The Best I Ever Had these rappers be trippin

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Kanye West vs Taylor Swift VMA (Video)

I cant even get mad at Kanye West real talk. Not to sound Racist but everybody knows were Kanye West was going with that. Its no way that Beyonce didnt walk out wit that VMA. Im not a fan of Beyonce but shit her video was really on of the Best Video on TV. Did Taylor Swift get more Video play then Beyonce???? I never even heard of Taylor Swift. Damn Kanye West is the only "Nigga" on TV who is willing to speak up for the Black Community! SMH at any and everbody who could possibly think that Kanye West was wrong. Its not a attack against Taylor it was a attack against MTV.

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Soulja Boy & S.O.D says Nas Killed Hip Hop

Soulja Boy & S.O.D Speak On Who Killed Hip-Hop! “Nas Killed Hip Hop With His “Hip Hop Is Dead” Statement. That’s A Dumbass Remark”

Top 10 Hip Hop and Rap Icons Simpsonized

Following up on the success of Lego Hip Hop Album Covers, Format Presents: No Homer – Hip Hop Icons Simpsonized. The set features Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Notorious B.I.G., 2Pac, Snoop Dogg, Flava Flav, Eazy E, Andre 3000, Eminem, and Fat Joe alongside iconic O representations for each artist.
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Obama unadulterated Evil Pastor Manning

RT has been to visit the black U.S. pastor James David Manning from Harlem in New York, who claims the world's most-popular leader President Obama only got into the White House by playing on the nation's racial guilt.

Pastor Wants Obama To Die Of Brain Cancer: "Like Ted Kennedy"

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01 -Jay Z-Reminder (Prod. by Timbaland) [02:26]

02 -Raekwon-Catalina (Prod. by Dr. Dre) [02:35]

03 -Cam'ron-Got it 4 Cheap (Prod. by Y.H) [02:16]

04 -Jaz-O Ft. the Game-Gangstas Ride [02:35]

05 -Sha Stimuli-Follow the Leader [02:34](Prod. by Key Kat Productions)

06 -Jay-Z Ft. Drake-Off that [03:10](Prod. by Timabaland)

07 -Noreaga Ft. Uncle Murda-Pablo Doe [02:29](Prod. by DJ Green Lantern)

08 -Cam'ron-Homicide (Prod. by S----o) [02:37]

09 -Cam'ron-You Know Whats Up [02:29](Prod. by S----o)

10 -M.O.P Ft. Demarco-Street Life [02:20](Prod. by Lil Fame)

11 -M.O.P Ft. Styles P-Bang Time [02:25](Prod. by DJ Green Lantern)

12 -Statik Selektah Ft. M.O.P, Saigon & Sean [02:26]Price-Critically Acclaimed (Prod. by Stati

13 -Cam'ron-Professional (Prod. by Y.H) [02:29]

14 -Vado Ft. Cassidy-Go Hard [02:36](Prod. by Araab -----)

15 -Young Jeezy Ft. Jw & Boo Rossini-Biggest [02:34]Movie Ever

16 -Birdman Ft. Lil Wayne-Always Strapped [02:20](Prod. by Mr Beatz & Lil C)

17 -Dorrough-Ice Cream Paint Job [02:08](Prod. by 2much)

18 -Doe Boy Ft. Gucci Mane-Bout My Bread [02:21](Prod. by Showdown)

19 -Rapper Big Pooh-Rearview Mirror [02:25](Prod. by 9th Wonder)

20 -Lil Scrappy Ft. Ludacris-Addicted to [02:21]Money (Prod. by Justice League)

21 -Young Dru-I Love My Life [02:26](Prod. by Indecent)

22 -Snoop Dogg Ft. Tc's-Shut You Down [02:32](Prod. by Niggerachi)

23 -Havoc-H is Back (Prod. by Havoc) [02:17]

24 -French Montana Ft. Jadakiss, Lil Cease, [02:22]Mic Geronimo & Nore-New York Minute Remix

25 -DJ Kayslay Ft. Ray J, Plies, Jim Jones & [02:30]Busta Rhymes-Blockstars (Prod. by Street R

26 -Lupe Fiasco-This is for My Niggas [02:37]

27 -Nappy Roots-123 (Prod. by Slck) [01:57]

28 -Jadakiss Ft. St. Laz-Layin' Em Down [02:13](Prod. by Cookin Soul)

29 -Mc Lyte-Rockin' with the Best [02:09](Prod. by Ski Beatz)

30 -Jay-Z Ft. Kanye West & Rihanna-Run this [02:27]Town (Prod. by Kanye West & No I.D.)

31 -Birdman Ft. Lil Wayne-Southside [02:14]

32 -The-Dream-Hit it on the Road [02:08](Prod. by the-Dream)

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Lil Wayne Sold More Concert Tickets than Jay-Z

Wayne grossed 42 million dollars in revenue from concert sales, outselling the Jay-Z and Mary J Blige Tour which grossed 34 million:According to Lil Wayne’s tour producer and tour business manager, Shawn Gee, seventy-eight concerts held in North America from Dec. 14, 2008, through Sept. 6, 2009, grossed approximately $42 million and drew nearly 804,000 fans.The second highest-grossing rap tour that Billboard has tracked was Jay-Z’s 2008 jaunt with Mary J. Blige, which grossed $34.6 million and drew 310,694 concertgoers to 28 shows, according to Billboard Boxscore. Kanye West’s 2008 Glow In the Dark tour comes in third, having pulled in $30.8 million from 49 concerts that attracted 507,853 fans. (Billboard)

New Diddy R & B group Dirty Money

Diddys new Group Dirty Money. Did you wonder what the tag #dirtymoney meant that Diddy kept referring too? Well its a group with Dawn formerly of Danity Kane, Kalina, and Diddy working on Diddys New Album Last Train to Paris hope fully this group will not be another one of Diddys short term money makers and actually last. But the gimmick of this shit seems like it can only last for so long. This a group with Diddy himself and they all Sing on every song. We all know Dawn from Danity Kane and Diddy but Kalina is a writer that has been writing for years and she is finally getting her chance to shine.

Unsigned Artist Need a Chance to Get Heard?

BETA Records is the first music ecosystem that connects fans with artists in the virtual and real world through its unique revenue sharing platform designed to immerse the user and filter content to discover new music and the stars of tomorrow.
The Website: By leveraging outstanding proprietary technology, BETA becomes a musician's personal online marketing, distribution, and revenue platform of virtual and real world merchandise. BETA's social community of artists, fans, and independent labels creates an interconnected mix of global traffic via its international partner sites, valuable to advertisers, content aggregators, and affiliate websites.
The Label: BETA has successfully complemented its online activities with the brick and mortar functionalities and responsibilities of a record label. By building the first known studio capable of simultaneous recording and web broadcasting of high definition audio/video content, BETA has established its own creative environment and the opportunity to monetize and sign website talent to BETA's publishing arm of the Company.

@Souljaboytellem Working on KANYE WEST New Album

A year ago, he couldn’t even get a call back. Now Soulja Boy Tell’em is producing for Kanye West.Between dates on the “America’s Most Wanted Music Festival,” the 19-year-old rapper has been hitting the studio, crafting tracks for Mr. West’s fifth album. “I’m working on Kanye’s next album right now. We working together on production because he makes beats and I make beats,” says Soulja Boy. In return, ’Ye is also contributing some of his Grammy-winning material for Soulja Boy’s third LP The DeAndre Way. “I’m actually working on Kanye's album while he’s working on my album.”West defended the “Crank That” MC when he came under attack from Ice-T last year. “Soulja Boy is fresh as hell and is actually the true meaning of what hip-hop is supposed to be,” he wrote in a blog entry. “He came from the ’hood, made his own beats, made up a new saying, new sound, and a new dance with one song. If that ain’t hip-hop, then what is?”

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Maia Campbell Fame to Crack Whore??

Born in Takoma Park, Maryland, Campbell is the daughter of author Bebe Moore Campbell and Tiko Campbell an architect and author from Washington, D.C. Although Campbell has become best known for her role as the witty adolescent daughter on the series In the House starring LL Cool J, she has been frequently seen on television. She was featured in a regular role as Nicole in the short-lived FOX series South Central, portraying Larenz Tate's girlfriend, and also had a guest role in Thea. She also had a minor role in John Singleton's Poetic Justice, with Janet Jackson, playing the role of Lucky's (played by Tupac Shakur) cousin in Oakland. Her other screen credits include the television film The Reindeer Kid, Jr. and she also hosted the young adult magazine show Twenty-four/Seven in 1995

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Jay-Z The Blueprint 3 Tracklist

With less than a month until the release of Jay-Z’s The Blueprint 3, Jigga has revealed the track list for his highly anticipated album on his official Website. Of the record’s 15 tracks, only three songs find Jay-Z going it solo — the rest boast a kind of hip-hop all-star team. In addition to contributions from Kanye West and Rihanna on “Run This Town” and the previously reported collaborations with Drake, Kid Cudi and Mr Hudson, The Blueprint 3 will also feature appearances from Alicia Keyes, Young Jeezy, Swizz Beatz and Pharrell. Kanye, who served as producer for a bulk of the tracks on BP3, will also appear on the track “Hate.”
Noticeably absent from the features listed on the Blueprint 3 track list are MGMT, who Jay-Z had previously said would be contributing to a song on BP3. (They still might serve as producers on one of the BP3 tracks.) Another notable name that has disappeared from the unconfirmed track list from June is Nas, who was rumored to feature on the track “Empire State of Mind.” The song remains on the album, only now it stars Alicia Keys. Luke Steele of Empire of the Sun, whose debut was one of our favorite albums from last year, appears on opener “What We Talkin’ About.”As Rock Daily previously reported, Jay-Z will perform one of Blueprint 3’s 15 tracks at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards on September 13th. The following day, Jay-Z will jump from New York to Los Angeles to perform “Run This Town” on the debut episode of The Jay Leno Show with Rihanna and Kanye West. And of course, The Blueprint 3 is out on September 11th, exactly eight years after the release of the original Blueprint.
Check out the BP3 track list below:

1. “What We Talkin’ About” (featuring Luke Steele of Empire of the Sun)
2. “Thank You”

3. “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)”

4. “Run This Town” (featuring Kanye West and Rihanna)

5. “Empire State of Mind” (featuring Alicia Keys)

6. “Real As it Gets” (featuring Young Jeezy)

7. “On to the Next One” (featuring Swizz Beatz)

8. “Off That” (featuring Drake)

9. “A Star is Born” (featuring J. Cole)

10. “Venus vs. Mars”11. “Already Home” (featuring Kid Cudi)

12. “Hate” (featuring Kanye West)

13. “Reminder”

14. “So Ambitious” (featuring Pharrell)

15. “Young Forever” (featuring Mr Hudson)
Source: Rollingstone

10 Reasons Kayne West is a Douche

Everyone should know by now that Kanye has a big ego and loves the attention. He will say and do whatever to keep himself in the spotlight from his antics during the 2006 VMA to calling out Bush on national TV. Here’s an article I found recently listing the Top 10 Reasons Why Kanye West Is a Douche.
Kanye West is a douche for many, many reasons, but it is easy to falter and find yourself thinking “Man, that Kanye’s a pretty wicked dude”. It happens to the best of us, we falter at times, but it shouldn’t have to happen. I have narrowed the proofs of his douchiness down to a ten-point emergency checklist that folds easily into your pocket or wallet for those times when his blinding douchebaggery eludes you.
1. He douched out at the Grammy’s when he took the stage to accept his award, refused to leave the stage when his time was up, and then actually told them to stop playing the get-off-the-stage music so that he could keep talking. Me Kanye. I bes vewy, vewy important.
2. His new album, due out on November 24th, is a departure from his usual style, as he sings more than he raps. That is all good and well, because he is a talented musician, but then he had to go and douche it up by saying that this change in style is an attempt to challenge the likes of Jimi Hendrix and Paul McCartney, who he describes as “those artists in black and white photos”, because taking a crap on music legends serves to make Kanye’s genius obvious to all and sundry.3. In a recent interview, Kanye said, and I am not kidding: “I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice. It’s me settling into that position of just really accepting that it’s one thing to say you want to do it and it’s another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan.”4. In that same interview, he showcased his inveterate respect for other performers by slamming Justin Timberlake: “There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation, so when Justin went on vacation I made albums, and it just came out to be that.”5. Kanye pulled the race card when it was announced that Britney Spears would be hosting the 2007 Video Music Awards. “I can’t believe she would perform. She hasn’t had a hit record in years. Maybe my money’s not right. Maybe my skin’s not right.” Riiiiight, that’s it.6. In an interview with Tim Westwood, Kanye said “I’m doing pretty good as far as geniuses go… I’m like a machine. I’m a robot. You cannot offend a robot… I’m going down as a legend, whether or not you like me or not. I am the new Jim Morrison. I am the new Kurt Cobain… They feel like, yo, you know ‘he’s got a God complex, because he said if they wrote the Bible again that he would be in it’. Duh, yeah, I would be in it. I feel like I’m one of the more important people in pop culture right now… The Bible had 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it. You don’t think that I would be one of the characters of today’s modern Bible? And people have their own forms of bibles now. It’s a new day and age…”
Watch the interview here.
Somehow, I just don’t think Kanye’s going to be my new personal Jesus.
7. In a display of extremely douchey poor sportsmanship, he now claims that the MTV awards shows are fixed, because how could the “voice of this generation” lose otherwise?8. There are ten Facebook groups that come up when you use the search terms “Kanye West douche”.9. Kanye West blogs up a storm. Mostly he’s fairly boring, but he drops these gems once in a while that turn being a douche into a spectator sport.
10. When his video for “Touch the Sky” did not win at the MTV Europe Music Awards, Kanye publicly expressed his incredulity. “It took a month to film; I stood on a mountain; I flew a helicopter over Vegas. I did it to be the king of all videos and I wanted to walk home with that award,” he complained. Kanye? Whining about how you are not the most popular will not work to make you more popular, but it will get you a “Top Ten Reasons Why Kanye West Is a Douche” checklist. Congratulations.
Source: mamapop

Dear Journal by Doug Funny

Dear Journal, hi! it's me, Doug.I checked my facebook account todayand Patti Mayonnaise accepted my friend requestIt took me half an hour to think of what to write on her wallbefore I settled for the nonchalant in “Hey, whats goin on”instead of “Patti you're the Mayonnaise for me, woah woah woah!”I pass the time by sifting through her 23 photo albums,then the 47 profile pics, and all 268 of the pictures she was tagged inwondering why a majority of them were taken in bathrooms.Then I notice her Honesty Boxand realize that this may be my chanceto let her know anonymously but know none-the-lessthat when it comes down to it...Patti, I’d eat liver and onions for you,sing along to the beat of The Beet’s “Oh eee ooh, killer tofu”whenever we needed to reminisce and if “there’s a bomb in the lasagna”I’ll be the first to dive on it and protect youSince for a while now I’ve wanted to stepinto the spotlight like Waa-na-naaaaa! Jack Bandit!and steal the show your heart’s been starring in.Patti, I’ve always loved how your hair mimics a sunflower’s bloomand even though the petals have been trimmedthat face is still the most beautiful mosaic of florets.Your voice has always been the perfect sheet of musica giver of life to the inanimate whenever I find myself“Bang'n on the trash can, drum'n on the street light, play'n on my banjoone little voice is calling me” back and forth from every daydream.Which leads me back to another journal entryabout a girl with heliotrope hairthat smiles like she stole May
Source: Brandon Berkley aka Y.P.